If you think my house is cluttered...

I tried to tell my husband- if you think our house is cluttered- you should see my mind! WARNING: my blogs will be be nothing less than confusing. You may need to read them more than once to figure out what the hell I am trying to say. You may also find yourself saying- "Damn- I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading this crap!"

I think this blogging thing is going to be good for me. I think it will be good for my relationships with other people. I love to share my wit/ideas right when they occur. I will call my list of loved ones until someone answers. Now -I can share it with all of you- or at least feel like I have a huge following who love reading into my mind.

I have 1,543 thoughts running through my head at all times. (some people call them "thoughts" - while some mental health professionals may call them "voices") And I have found that most of those thoughts/brilliant ideas are only interesting to me. If I use this site as my outlet- then my friends and family won't have to listen to ALL my ideas. That's the point of blogging- isn't it? It is for people with way too much to say- and not enough people around them who care to listen.
I like to think of myself as a book of useless knowledge at times. I find that I can put forth to almost any story. "Oh wow- I knew someone who also had a birthmark on his butt that looked like Dane Cook ..." Or "do you know that if you are allergic to latex- there is a good chance you are allergic to bananas." (the second statement is actually true) I have a million more - just like those to share. Stay tuned.

Well- I have said enough- for now. Scooby Doo is over and my kids have been neglected long enough. Thank you for listening and I look forward to your comments - unless they are rude.